Polamalu Fact #9

Troy Polamalu's roommate at USC was Carson Palmer. Carson didn't need an alarm clock. Troy just hit him every morning at 7 a.m.

Polamalu Fact #74

Amnesty International wants to see Troy Polamalu suspended for life for "unreasonable acts of cruelty to human beings."

Polamalu Fact #1

If Troy Polamalu had children, they could start for half the teams in the NFL.

Polamalu Fact #88

Troy Polamalu was credited with a sack in week 18 last season. He hit the quarterback so hard in week 17, he knocked him into next week.

Polamalu Fact #51

You know how they say that when a butterfly flaps its wings in Africa, it can lead to a hurricane in the United States? When Troy Polamalu hits someone, it causes an earthquake in China.

Polamalu Fact #6

In week 6 of the 2007 NFL season Polamalu was only credited for three tackles and a pass defended. The Pittsburgh Steelers were on a bye week.

Polamalu Fact #77

Polamalu had 77 tackles in 2006, his hair had 23 more.

Polamalu Fact #81

If Ronnie Lott and Troy Polamalu ever collided the universe would end.