Polamalu Fact #9

Troy Polamalu's roommate at USC was Carson Palmer. Carson didn't need an alarm clock. Troy just hit him every morning at 7 a.m.

Polamalu Fact #74

Amnesty International wants to see Troy Polamalu suspended for life for "unreasonable acts of cruelty to human beings."

Polamalu Fact #1

If Troy Polamalu had children, they could start for half the teams in the NFL.

Polamalu Fact #88

Troy Polamalu was credited with a sack in week 18 last season. He hit the quarterback so hard in week 17, he knocked him into next week.

Polamalu Fact #51

You know how they say that when a butterfly flaps its wings in Africa, it can lead to a hurricane in the United States? When Troy Polamalu hits someone, it causes an earthquake in China.

Polamalu Fact #6

In week 6 of the 2007 NFL season Polamalu was only credited for three tackles and a pass defended. The Pittsburgh Steelers were on a bye week.

Polamalu Fact #77

Polamalu had 77 tackles in 2006, his hair had 23 more.

Polamalu Fact #81

If Ronnie Lott and Troy Polamalu ever collided the universe would end.

Polamalu Fact #2

Polamalu is the best linebacker in the NFL, he just plays safety. Polamalu is also the best cornerback, running back, punter, right guard, and team doctor in the NFL.

Polamalu Fact #5

The Steelers have won five Super Bowls. Not a fact about Troy Polamalu but a damn good fact either way.

Polamalu Fact #40

Troy Polamalu has a tackling dummy at his house, he named it Chuck Norris.

Polamalu Fact #09

In Madden 09 the Hit Stick will be renamed the Polamalu Stick.

Polamalu Fact #42

Douglas Adams had it wrong, the answer to the life universe and everything is 43.

Polamalu Fact #47

Even Troy Polamalu wouldn't mess with Mel Blount.

Polamalu Fact #26

Even Troy Polamalu knows that Rod Woodson was the best corner of the '90s.

Polamalu Fact #34

Shaquille O'Neal calls himself Superman and has a Superman tatoo. Superman calls himself Troy Polamalu and has a #43 tatoo.

Polamalu Fact #18

Troy Polamalu once hit Peyton Manning so hard that Eli Manning was listed as doubtful.

Polamalu Fact #43

Two thirds of the earth is covered by water, the rest is covered by Troy Polamalu.